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Hedge Trimmer 

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.
I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..
Hedge Trimmer by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

Hedge Trimming

The act of eating a vagina covered in hair and eating some of the hair from the area.
Cory: Bruh Cynthia said you like hedge trimming.

Dan: Well it is something extra to eat aint it?
Hedge Trimming by Delebustda April 11, 2017

Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The promiscuous act of packing your rectum full of sand and sitting on your partners face while they masturbate into a hijab
Last night was so wild, bro. This smokin' hot chud and I got freaky back at my place and he gave me a Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

Georgia Hedgetrimmer 

When your cousin shaves then consumes your freshly shaved pubes
I received a Georgia Hedgetrimmer at the family reunion

Trimming hedges 

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya

Trimming hedges 

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya