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A bird like sentinent being who constantly whistles and complains about stuff. This includes hockey baseball and other thing's called detmar's and is very annoying with its constant nagging
That hauge was very annoying during this day he was talking about how the Wild were bad.
Hauge by Haugelover May 29, 2013

Heugelish 

Behavior at work that could be deemed "niggerish" however is pulled off by a smooth talking, easy going white individual and leads to career advancement. i.e. (arriving to work late, insulting clients, calling off work when not sick at an exorbitant rate, running through female employees at an exorbitant rate)
Person 1- Wasn't he supposed to be in at 7 today?
Person 2- I believe so.
Person 1- That's downright niggerish right there. He looks half asleep too!
Person 2- I wouldn't use that word.
Person 1- I know I'm still not used to them working in corporate society.
Person 2- No, I just meant you used the wrong word. It's Heugelish. He just got promoted to VP of Marketing
Person 1- My bad, yea that's some Huegelish shit right there.
Person 2- Atta boy.
Heugelish by sinistar462 June 13, 2013
A name for someone with a huuuuuge penis
Dude you’re a Haugen
Haugen by Haugendazz April 16, 2019

Haugerbathe 

When two hot anime characters have hot sex on a desk with work papers still on it, still in need to be sorted, or worked upon.
"I watched Haugerbathe last night with my boyfriend"

Heatgender 

It’s dumb ass gacha life saying they are heatgender but what the fuck is that- there is no such thing as heatgender,they think they are in the lgbtq+ but they just wanna say slurs
Person1: Can I tell u something.?
Person2:Yea wassup?
Person1: I’m...Im heatgender!
Person2:beats the hell out of them
Person2: NO- THERE IS NO THING AS HEATGENDER DUMBASS
Heatgender by Joe Andy January 23, 2021
A copy paste mistake
Person 1: GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD

Person 2: Whats a headget?

Person 1: A copy paste mistake
HEADGET by realmuselk March 11, 2021