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Heather[ing]

A term based on the 1980s movie, "Heathers" in which a group of people, usually popular, gangs up on another group or person (Unpopular) and bullies them.
I was walking to my car and Nicole and her click came up and "Heather" me to death.

"Look I'm sorry you don't like me, but please stop Heathering me, its so 1980s"
by ImpossibleGeisha August 15, 2005
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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
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Heathering

A verb describing the act of doing nothing while waiting for something else to do or when your work is caught up and you're just chilling. Mostly used in the work setting.
Jessica can you help me with something?
Sure I'm just heathering!

You are so efficient!! You've been heathering all day!

I don't know why I'm so tired. I've been heathering all day!
by Misanthropist123 June 18, 2013
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Heathering

n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. This process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.
As if to show how good the sex was and her delight she started heathering on the bed
by Robert Cragg June 8, 2005
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Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.
Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.
by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016
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Heathering

The process of deepthroating a large dick. Fitting a large dick into one's mouth
Look at this girl she is heathering a nine inch cock.
by Mister XXX February 26, 2004
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The act of hanging with a group of boys with no interest of hooking up with any of them. The opposite of "chazzing"
"Tonight at Linda and Emma's party, Alana was heathering because she was the only girl"
by KDC123 January 10, 2012
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