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Headphone 

A headphone is a phone which you can use for your head, but nowadays people call a thing which you can put on your ears to just listen to something headphones, you can't use these headphones to phone though.
Sony headphone.
Headphone by headphone user May 24, 2013

headphone 

when a girls breasts are so large they cover your ears during sex
"dude my girlfriend totally headphoned me last night
headphone by zhertbot October 3, 2008

headphone dent 

A condition that occurs when one wears headphones for an extended period of time, forcing the hair on the center of one's head to be pressed down, creating the appearance of a dent in the center of one's head.
My brother had a killer headphone dent after he spent all day in his room watching YouTube videos.
headphone dent by quickstep7 January 2, 2010

Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.
Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.
Headphone Blocked by gottimafia February 4, 2010

Headphone Hair 

When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.
After wearing my headphones in my sleep, I woke up with the worst case of Headphone Hair.
Headphone Hair by immortalus June 2, 2010

headphone fairies 

The Reason Why Your Headphones Randomly Become Tangled Up In Your Pocket
Damn, The Headphone Fairies Have Been In My Pocket Again !
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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