Head-cheese

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The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejaculate left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren't good, maybe hours or days old.

Oh MAN! I ain't suckin' that sleazy thing baby! Y'all got some old head-cheese left under there!

Head-cheese by MadManManic January 1, 2007

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head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

head-cheese by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

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head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

head cheese by DJP August 23, 2003

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head cheese

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

head cheese by Pierre D June 17, 2006

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Head Cheese

Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)

Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.

Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.

Head Cheese by Newbits September 14, 2011

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head cheese

The build up of grease and dirt from a person's scalp creating a cheese like odor from not showering.

yo mike you need to fucking shower, you got some smelly head cheese.

head cheese by I snort cocaine August 5, 2010

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head cheese

Meat product also know as Jersey pork roll.

Cut me a slice of that head cheese for a sammich.

head cheese by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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