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Head-Thump 

When you thump someone on the head for saying or doing something utterly stupid.
Vicki at Glitter Frog gave a web site a "head-thump" for advertising math tutoring but using bad grammar.
Head-Thump by vickilikesfrogs September 25, 2010
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Thumb Head

"Hey guys. I just bleached my hair. I'm a thumb head now. lol"
Thumb Head by Rachael C January 7, 2008

headhumper 

Slang for the headcrabs in Half Life 1 and Half Life 2.
Headcrabs latch onto the victims head and turn him/her into a zombie, hence the name headhumper
"Look out, headhumpers!"
headhumper by lawzer February 7, 2005

fucking headhumpers 

Small crab alien from the game half-life/half-life2 they can turn humans into zombies by humping the guy/girls head with its beak (WTF) the were called that in the popular ____'s mind sieries on you tube by Barney the security gaurd
Barney the security gaurd: fuck you tiny crab basterdes I I'm just gonna call you head humpers from now on now were'd you go ... AGH FUCKING HEADHUMPER die die die die die.
Dame you fucking headhumpers

headhumper 

those things in mario bros. in the ocean that hump ur head.....
the headhumpers are coming! swim! swim!
headhumper by kim January 20, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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