he fell 

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

he fell by Big Tom September 14, 2007

He fell 

What people say when referring to a guy falling off something while smashing

Well you see he fell just when it was getting good

He fell by Coochiesnatcher69 February 24, 2019

He Tripped and I Fell 

A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"

Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!

He Tripped and I Fell by JJBQ May 3, 2010