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When a tall balding man with big wanking arms and heavily wet lips, ejaculates all over the back of his male mating partner during homosexual intercourse.
1: Oh my god Mark harder!..

2: Oh, oh, OHHHH-HAZARIOOO!!!
Hazario by ManxmanLOL October 6, 2012
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The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.
An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"

Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
halarious by Cody Murray August 9, 2006
Related Words

Halariouse 

When something is so funny you forget how to spell hilarious and spell it as it sounds, but wrong.
Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: "omg that's actually so halariouse omg"
Halariouse by Noshhead June 4, 2021
some kind of socko word.
a sarcastic half-retarded word derived from hilarious.
"ooh yeah dats halarious, deerf"
halarious by Madd Jester September 20, 2003

hadarious 

When something is so dumb that it's hilarious
That was so hadarious
hadarious by PiePower43 January 28, 2017

Hazariye 

Hazariye is a type of chicken and a name of a horse in a game.
Man1: Look there is a hazariye!
Hazariye by metinabi December 11, 2021
Hazaria; A name for the baddest bitch,best bitch,coolest bitch, and greatest bitch ever.༞
Hazaria is a the best Eva and if you don’t think so then you probably a hatin ass bitch.
Hazaria by Pleasedontdropthesoap March 11, 2022
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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