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hararious 

White Guy: stfu some of us have trail mix to find in the morning
Chinese Guy:Zom Fu Gu that was HARARIOUS
hararious by Shawn Hardolote January 11, 2009
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hararious 

White Guy: stfu some of us have trail mix to find in the morning
Chinese Guy:Zom Fu Gu that was HARARIOUS
hararious by stupid adam January 11, 2009

Hilarious and original 

A reply to a post online that is so overused it is no longer funny, hence the intense sarcasm in both words
Post: Ayy lmao
Reply: Hilarious and original

Mentally Hilarious 

A 'better' alternative to using the word 'crazy' or 'insane' to someone. Or just a fun way to call someone crazy. Also, 'mentally jolly' can be used. From the Family Guy episode 'The Fat Guy Strangler'.
"Dr, is my brother really insane?"
"Mrs Griffin, we don't use the word 'insane', we prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'"
The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.
An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"

Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
halarious by Cody Murray August 9, 2006

harraroused 

When someone harrases you but you like it
When that stranger touched my butt I was so harraroused.
harraroused by Sweg Master 😎 February 18, 2015

Harrousement 

To harrass someone and have them be aroused from it.
Harrassment is illegal in any form but harrousement is completely okay depending on your subject at hand.
Harrousement by Kaboo March 27, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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