Hazardware
Electronics, more so computes, that are pieced together from previous complete machines. Usually composed without have an outer-shell, such as a computer with no casing.
Hazardware by Error_32 March 21, 2015
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packing hardware
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016
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Hardware
Whenever, where ever Robbie kept his hardware close so that he could get one in whenever the opportunity showed itself.
Hardware by Nikki Stixx April 4, 2020
L Your Hardware Vendor
When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!
L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020
Ace Hardware
When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.
Ace Hardware by SimpleMindedTed March 6, 2005
Hardware
Hardware by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020
Real hardware snob
Arrogant, spoiled (mostly upper middle class) retro gamers (aka HOARDERS) who think that everyone in the world has enough physical space to have a bunch of gaming consoles and 8 and 16 bit microcomputers in their house. These people are completely opposed to emulation (save for MAME), yet they are too dumb and arrogant to realize that not everyone can AFFORD (nor have enough room in their homes) to own a bunch of real hardware. Especially with the way the prices are today for actual physical hardware.
Jim: I'm going to download that new ZX Spectrum game and play it on my PC
Tim: Emulation...bah...I own like 12 Spectrums
Jim: Yeah, you're a spoiled rich douche, and can afford it. You are such a real hardware snob.
Tim: Emulation...bah...I own like 12 Spectrums
Jim: Yeah, you're a spoiled rich douche, and can afford it. You are such a real hardware snob.
Real hardware snob by Fuckhead Farley January 9, 2022
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