Hawktard

A Skilless noob who comes complete with a whining box and the ability to pull his own string

OMG you fucking Hawktard

by Huey Lewis November 11, 2003

Hawktard

One who has the brain compacity of a 4 year old and goes "gag happy" consistently at least 4 times daily on the MSN gaming zone

Modocc is a Hawktard, or HawkSavages is the epitome of Hawktard

by VandaL November 11, 2003

Hawktard

a stupid S.O.B who cant stop gaging people on the zone,hawk-tard=fuck tard

hawk savages is one big FuCk TaRd who cant shoot straight in MW4

by ChIcKeN November 25, 2003

Hawktard

Hawktard, short for phucken retard who cant get a simple MW4 league site up

Example: This mofo is a hawktard.

by fatwomanSavages November 10, 2003

hawkward

When two hawks are in a telephone booth together.

"well...this is hawkward."

by bruby gruby harubsdays March 9, 2010

hawkward

Something that is simultaneously hot and awkward. Why spend the time saying "I find this situation is both hot and awkward?" When you could just say "This is hawkward." Or better yet, just pause and say "Hawkward!"

When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.

(Me and my sister are making out with each other.)
Sister: "OMG. You are a really good kisser!"
Me: "You are too, sis! Wow! This is hawkward!!!! LOL!"
Sister: "Def. What time is mom coming home?"
Me: "Not for another half hour."
(We resume making out.)

by TryTbone November 10, 2012

hacktard

1. A hacker who is a real retard. They usually hack a site out of "revenge" on the owner.
2. Someone who pretends they are a hacker, when they are really not. They speek wordleet/word. Some will go so far as to find a password another retard left lying aronud on a peice of paper, and if they can figure out what it corresponds to, use it and say they hacked the person.

What a hacktard!

by Bundle Of Sticks April 4, 2004