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Hawktard 

One who has the brain compacity of a 4 year old and goes "gag happy" consistently at least 4 times daily on the MSN gaming zone
Modocc is a Hawktard, or HawkSavages is the epitome of Hawktard
Hawktard by VandaL November 11, 2003

Hawktard 

a stupid S.O.B who cant stop gaging people on the zone,hawk-tard=fuck tard
hawk savages is one big FuCk TaRd who cant shoot straight in MW4
Hawktard by ChIcKeN November 25, 2003

Hawktard 

Hawktard, short for phucken retard who cant get a simple MW4 league site up
Example: This mofo is a hawktard.
Hawktard by fatwomanSavages November 10, 2003

hawkward 

When two hawks are in a telephone booth together.
"well...this is hawkward."

hawkward 

Something that is simultaneously hot and awkward. Why spend the time saying "I find this situation is both hot and awkward?" When you could just say "This is hawkward." Or better yet, just pause and say "Hawkward!"

When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.
(Me and my sister are making out with each other.)
Sister: "OMG. You are a really good kisser!"
Me: "You are too, sis! Wow! This is hawkward!!!! LOL!"
Sister: "Def. What time is mom coming home?"
Me: "Not for another half hour."
(We resume making out.)
hawkward by TryTbone November 10, 2012
1. A hacker who is a real retard. They usually hack a site out of "revenge" on the owner.
2. Someone who pretends they are a hacker, when they are really not. They speek wordleet/word. Some will go so far as to find a password another retard left lying aronud on a peice of paper, and if they can figure out what it corresponds to, use it and say they hacked the person.
What a hacktard!
hacktard by Bundle Of Sticks April 4, 2004
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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