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A state of mind that can occur when a mixture of substances has been ingested. ie weed and beer, wine and beer.....etc
"Did you see Pammy last night? He was off his mash. I bet his brain is Hawkturd today"
hawkturd by Pammy man September 15, 2011
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Hawktard 

A Skilless noob who comes complete with a whining box and the ability to pull his own string
OMG you fucking Hawktard
Hawktard by Huey Lewis November 11, 2003
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Hawktard 

One who has the brain compacity of a 4 year old and goes "gag happy" consistently at least 4 times daily on the MSN gaming zone
Modocc is a Hawktard, or HawkSavages is the epitome of Hawktard
Hawktard by VandaL November 11, 2003

Hawktard 

a stupid S.O.B who cant stop gaging people on the zone,hawk-tard=fuck tard
hawk savages is one big FuCk TaRd who cant shoot straight in MW4
Hawktard by ChIcKeN November 25, 2003

Hawktard 

Hawktard, short for phucken retard who cant get a simple MW4 league site up
Example: This mofo is a hawktard.
Hawktard by fatwomanSavages November 10, 2003
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