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1. A hacker who is a real retard. They usually hack a site out of "revenge" on the owner.
2. Someone who pretends they are a hacker, when they are really not. They speek wordleet/word. Some will go so far as to find a password another retard left lying aronud on a peice of paper, and if they can figure out what it corresponds to, use it and say they hacked the person.
What a hacktard!
hacktard by Bundle Of Sticks April 4, 2004
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Hocktard 

Extremely obcessed hockey fans who have no life, bad hygene, low IQ, no sense of style and repetitive habits such as, coming to the game 2 hours before doors open only sit in their vehicle, sitting at the same table and eating the same fried, fatty foods for their already obese bodies, and getting their special season ticket holder "mug club" mug refilled with pop for $1 all season long. They may also overreact should another patron sit at "their" table.
Uh oh, doors must be open because here come the hocktards again.
Hocktard by Hockey staff April 5, 2011
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Hackward Compatible 

When a user writes workaround code to deal with a software bug, and then the programmer later fixes the bug which breaks the workaround code. It is not hackward compatible.
User: This update broke the software!
Programmer: No, the update fixes the software, it simply is not hackward compatible.
Hackward Compatible by FenderQ September 1, 2019

Hicktard 

A " Hicktard" is more then just your regular "Hick" with attributes of obnoxious and illrepute behaviour, commonly known as trailer trash, Hicktards can live anywhere as their "tard" position lets them get away with trying to live in normal society as they congragate into groups where the "tard" part binds them together... To spot a hicktard, look for the classic plaid outfit, missin teeth and window lickin abilities.......
A "Hicktard" is The guy who parks his trailer in the walmart parking lot, housing his wife, 6 kids and the babysitter ( also the mistress) and the iq of the said hicktard is much lower then the average hick therefore it is a FAMILY of Hicktards....

hicktard 

A hick retard. The finest specimens have large, greasy mullets.
George Bush is such a goddamn hicktard.
hicktard by arix brak August 29, 2006

Hawktard 

A Skilless noob who comes complete with a whining box and the ability to pull his own string
OMG you fucking Hawktard
Hawktard by Huey Lewis November 11, 2003

Hicktarded 

Of or pertaining to a Hicktard
When Chicken Fried by The Zack Brown band came on, she said "we are not listening to this hicktarded music!"
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