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Extremely gorgeous, independent with the most beautiful eyes ever. She can be a shoulder to cry on and a friend to laugh with. Great music taste, very under appreciated. Back to gorgeous, she's a heart stopper. You get lost in her eyes and smile, she has amazing hair and all of the boys would love to just get a lick.
"Oh my.. that Havanna is just so beautiful, I would love to make her mine and get lost in her eyes"
Havanna by 123eatme August 9, 2017

havanna omlette 

a very wet poop left in the toilet for others to see, especially after a heavy beer drinking night
Holy cow, you should see the havanna omlette in the fraternity house crapper. Who ate corn?
havanna omlette by matt1968 October 13, 2007
Honestly she is a blessing in human form. If you're lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend never let her go. She will stand by you through the hardest of times and will never leave you no matter whot you do. She is loyal, kind and has a smile that could light up the room. Her beauty is unmatched and the only thing more incredible than her beauty is her personality. She definitely sent from above.
Bro I wish my girlfriend was a Havanah...
Havanah by Stitch<3. November 22, 2021

heave a havanah 

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf
Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.
heave a havanah by captkerk June 11, 2006
Biggest bitch in the world! Also gorgeous and takes good selfies
"I'm so jealous, Havanah takes gorgeous selfies, the bitch! "
havanah by Spohia November 18, 2016

heave a havanna 

crapping out a turd resembling the shape of a havanna cigar.
The man asked the host for directions to the bathroom, because he had to "heave a havanna".
heave a havanna by Phil McCrevus August 24, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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