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Another name for the rear end.
I just wanna pinch those little haunches.
haunches by theunemp June 22, 2006
Haunches is the upper part of someones back who is heavy set or has a hunch back.
Dude did you see that big bitch at walmart strap both of her shopping cars onto her haunches and hoble out.
Haunches by jason665 July 28, 2009

jackrabbit haunches 

The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.
After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars.
jackrabbit haunches by deehenny January 22, 2011

deer haunches 

Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.
deer haunches by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

Juice on her haunches 

When a girl has some curves on her thighs and buttocks.
Daannng that girl has got some juice on her haunches
Juice on her haunches by thenalak September 10, 2010

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.
I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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