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Haterosis

A disease that generally affects large bacon consuming men, affectionate to young LI men and loyal to a dysfunctional team(s), whom have very little positive things to discuss thereby defaulting to the demeaning, degrading honest people and organizations that have proven track records of success and community service.

This disease is also known as Gian Titis, Patri Otis, and West Islipemia.
A man who endures 2-3 years of torment, who has reached the pinnacle of losing, foreshadows ill fate for other, more reputable teams to make himself and his pride be at ease.

In this case, this man would be diagnosed with Haterosis.
by The Staffing Doctor September 7, 2011
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Hateress

Noun: A female hater, to a degree above the common case. Typically a female who would talk foul of another female because she secretly desires but lacks the qualities of that person.

This can also be applied to a male in a derogatory way, equating him to being a jealous bitch.
Hateress 1: "Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt! It's just so big! It's disgusting! She must be one of those rap guy's girlfriends..."
Hateress 2: "I know. Yuk."
Hateress 1: "Come on, Becky, let's go snort some coke and throw up out lunch now."
Hateress 2: "K."
by Jro78 December 18, 2008
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hatercise

The period post-breakup where you absolutely own your standard exercise regime.
Jim: Jesus, I swear Stan has done like, 700 more push-ups than his usual 10.

Matt: Yeah dude, his girlfriend just broke up with him. All he wants to do is hatercise.
by Triangle Fighter March 20, 2011
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hateritis

A newly discovered disease caught by see or knowing someone of superb style extreme intelligence and all around greatness.
Yo man I just got an 90 on my paper.

Man thats nothing, you still suck.

O I didn't know you were such a hater , when were you diagnosed with hateritis.
by dont hate/dttheprez December 24, 2009
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Haterosexual

The polar opposite of pansexual. Haterosexuality is the complete raw hatred of every living person regardless of gender or sexual identity. Like asexuality but replaces the utter indifference towards sexual pursuits with total disdain in the activity and the consequences that it entails. When an individual does not identify as any other previous sexual orientation because she/he despises those labels because they do not accurately cover all possibilities, she/he is most likely a haterosexual.
When questioned about her sexual orientation, Susy said she did not have one but despised the idea of romantic pursuits. Therefore, Susy is a 'Haterosexual.'
by Kyle Bryce November 3, 2013
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haterosexual

n. one who derives sexual pleasure from anger; especially anger towards a specific group of people.
The Rev. Fred Phelps is one of the few brave haterosexuals to have come out of the closet.
by revengeful lobster May 15, 2006
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hateritis

a chronic disease in which someone consistently hates on other people. me be contracted by drinking haterade.
Cody has hateritis, he can't accept that someone is better than her.

Annalisa has a hateritis. Signs and symptoms may include: consistent hating, two-face syndrome, bragging, and talking down about said person.
by Playa hater degree March 22, 2009
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