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Hate Shark(s) 

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
Hate Shark(s) by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010
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Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

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Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

Pov: you can't think of anything original
Urban dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

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Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

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Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

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Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

Something urban dictionary tells you when you make a new word.
You should probably follow it
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