A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
by Nagas Lrac July 9, 2010
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