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Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies
"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."
by tinygamercock April 6, 2021
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The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man
by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011
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Blue Hat Man

Some guy in a Korean kids show
by ? August 29, 2003
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The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.
by Brsw July 17, 2023
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The Hat Man

The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.
I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.
by Pteryo November 12, 2023
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Man Hat

A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.
Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!
by gleevo February 17, 2006
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