Hat Man
Hat Man by tinygamercock April 6, 2021
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The Hat Man
The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
The Hat Man by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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Hairy Hat Man
Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.
Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
Hairy Hat Man by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011
Blue Hat Man
Blue Hat Man by ? August 29, 2003
The Hat Man
The Hat Man by Brsw July 17, 2023
The Hat Man
The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.
The Hat Man by Pteryo November 12, 2023
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