Haskill 

Haskill is the chamberlain, councillor and savant of Sheogorath. His voice is quite calm and he shows no obvious signs of madness.

Oh, don't forget to make use of dear Haskill. Between you and me, if he's not summoned three or four times a day, I don't think he feels appreciated.

Haskill by someonewhowrotethisdefinition May 28, 2018

Hope Haskill 

The chillest bitchen girl in the world but the sweetest girl still. she has some problems but we all do and she only likes her best friends, her dad, and ICP. she loves Faygo and peace tea and chilling.

Guy: Dude I really wish I could get Hope Haskill. I would do anything for her shes so chill
Guy 2: Dude why shes so fucked up and weird.
Guy 1: Ya well I am too so you can suck my dick fagget!

Hope Haskill by H1PST3R6542 October 27, 2011

Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

Haskell 

1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.

You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.

Haskell by e*rex October 27, 2005

Haspill 

All you need to know is its about a guy named Nick M. (Not revealing his last name due to safety reasons) but its a big fluffy fuzzy person who likes to share hugs.

Your welcome Love,

CrowN Zyphlo

Nick is a haspill, his beard is so fuzzy and itchy

Haspill by CrowN Zyphlo August 23, 2011

Rooftop Haskell 

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

Rooftop Haskell by tchatterly July 28, 2018

Haskell'd 

To be completely drunk and/or stoned at a party before your group of friends have even arrived.

The party last night was sick! but the girl who answered the door was completely Haskell'd! It had only been an hour.

Haskell'd by glenn coco :} March 24, 2011