tchatterly's definitions

Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018

Dopiot

a portmanteau combining the words 'dopamine' and 'idiot' describing the online condition of the rush of dopamine one gets from being totally online, tribal, and so invested in the programmed rush that it diminishes resting state intellect.

I'm going to check Michael Tracey's twitter feed for the hot takes from the dopiots. Maybe that will protect me from the furious, brassknuckled back hand of Maxine Waters (age 80, as of 08/15/2018).

by tchatterly August 7, 2018

The Green Bay Sweep

Casually brushing away dingleberries before eating ass.

"I usually go with the Green Bay Sweep before tossing salad, but this gal was from Eau Claire. You know what I mean."

by tchatterly December 28, 2021