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Hardzello 

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.
*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."

hardzello 

a ship between actors Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy. They played as John Deacon and Roger Taylor in Bohemian Rhapsody (the movie) and have been friends since then.
"ever heard of the ship Hardzello?"

"yeah! stupid Gwil always getting in the way of their relationship!"

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hazzel is a good friend!
Hazzel by dickyydickson July 2, 2020
Hazzel it’s such a amazing girl she’s everything someone could ever dream of perfect body,personality and she has the looks and the brain she doesn’t lack in anything she’s amazing in bed too but she’s very insecure since there’s many people who has bring her down and makes her insecure if you ever meet a Hazzel don’t let her go
Person 1: Hurry up she’s over there

Person 2:who’s is the one making everyone go crazy?

Person 1:it’s Hazzel she’s perfect you should meet her we might miss the chance if you don’t hurry up though
Hazzel by 🎶 May 29, 2021
hazzel is kind and funny and a good person to be around.
hazzel is a great friend!
Hazzel by dickyydickson July 2, 2020

hazzelbackshire 

a slang word, or a cuss word meaning to crap (poo) on a unicorn.
person #1: hey did you just see that guy?
person #2: ya dude hes such a hazzelbackshire.
hazzelbackshire by qwerty12223 April 13, 2010