Harvardan

A super sexy black men who doesn't get a lot of sex

"Hey man that guy is a Harvardan"
"Ew"

by Flavouredsand May 3, 2023

Harvard

A strict university that rejects the following people,

-People who live in the West
-People who live in the East
-People who live in the North

-People who live in the South
-People who prefer Apple
-People who prefer Android
-People who are liberal
-People who are conservative
-People who are totalitarian
-People who are anarchist
-People who use the internet
-People who don’t use the internet
-People who drink coke

-People who drink water
-People who drink juice
-People who drink alcoholics
-People who have been to a previous university
-People who have not been to a previous university
-People who breathe

Hey I got accepted into Harvard!

Ok alien!

Wait wha-

by AnOrganism February 9, 2021

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

by mash92587 October 14, 2006

Harvard

A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing

Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022

Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

by garcalej February 11, 2015

we are gentleman of Harvard

your only possible response when someone says something rather brash and inappropriate to you and your friends

George - "i was fucking the shit out of this girl when her roommate walked in. the girl told me to get off and she was really embarrassed and shit , then told me to leave. i was pretty angry so on my way out i came on her door knob"

Wesley - "how dare you , we are gentleman of Harvard!"

by greatCock March 13, 2013