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chartwelled 

Verb
Past tense: Chartwelled

1. A false feeling of having eaten too much, generally caused by a foods appearance or taste. Similar to having eaten at a chinese buffet, hunger is sure to strike 20 minutes later.

2. Loosing 20 pounds over three months due to either one of of the two symptoms listed above or restricted operational hours.
1. Oh man, I'm only halfway through my plate and I'm already so stuffed I can't take anymore food! So Chartwelled.

2. My roommate lost so much weight from eating at the caf, his family thought there was something wrong with him! F*&%!ng Caf food

3. **BREEEEEUUUGGGHHHHHRRHRHRRHRH** OH MY GOD Oliver, I just threw up something wicked!! Chartwells coming back to haunt

4. **Akward extended pooping sesh in 3rd floor bathroom**

Marc -I don't know about you Max, but for me it just ain't coming out...
Max -It's kind of a all go or no go deal, is it...
chartwelled by Marx93 March 2, 2014
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Chartwell's Revenge 

diarrhea suffered by travelers, especially students eating Chartwells.

Montezuma's Revenge, But for Chartwells
Man that burger form Chartwells is already hitting.

Bro, you got Chartwell's Revenge already?

Hartwelled 

a phrase you say after you roast someone
YOU JUST GOT HARTWELLED
Hartwelled by mrs harry styles November 24, 2021

Chartwells 

Source of the most disgusting and horrific food in the planet, found at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy, at the Mess Deck, where cadets nourish themselves.
This particular source of food has brought lots of bad fame to the Massachusetts Maritime Academy. Many cases have been detected like explosive anus, erectile dysfunction, micropenis, dysfunction to get any bitches, blue waffle, vomit, loss of will to live, fire piss, retardedness, loss of sex drive, anal leakage, etc have emerged from eating food from the mess deck. Many distinguished items are popular, like: BucBowl, Pineapple Ham, Clam Chowder, and Cheeseburgers. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK, MAY CAUSE THE SIDE EFFECTS MENTIONED BEFORE!!
4/C Sir I have to use the head
2/C Why didn't you go before morning formation?
4/C Sir I ate Chartwells before and I cannot hold it
2/C Aye

4/C(SeaTerm) Bro the engineers are going to be so mad, I just took the fattest shit because of Chartwells, I think I shall use wet wipes.
4/C (next stall) True dat.

Capt: Why the fuck does it smell like shit in my simulator!
2/C: I apologize sir, I ate Chartwells before class, I could not hold it.
Capt: You fucking retard!
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