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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hariharan 

A guy that loves to take risks more of a daredevil,nice to everyone close to him,loves to be a troublemaker at times,jokes n fool around,handsome as well as smart,also like to be called hazard.
Damn,can't anyone resist Hariharan because he's so so legendary.
hariharan by HP17 December 28, 2016

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.
Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.
Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009
1. Those hot dogs we had for dinner were harbulous.

2. My dad Flooby is a harbulous singer!

Hari bol 

In religious festivals of Gaudiya Vaishnavism Hari Bol is called out meaning: "Sing the name of Hari" or "Call out (or chant) the name of Hari". (Hari being the name for Krsna and Visnu)

From a more direct hindi translation: Bol = to speak, Hari = (a) god

It is used in many Hindi devotional songs.
Hari bol by Aplastic April 12, 2009
She is the embodiment of the wind. Soft to the touch, pleasing to be in the company of, joyous and lively.

Haridha is the person you're least expecting in your life, the girl you find beautiful at first sight. She's a soft smol bean on the inside. She has a very rare medical condition in which your entire heart is made of gold.

The thought of her brings a smile to your lips. Your heart swells with love for her when you think of her, she's so rare, so unique.

If need arises, the wind can destroy cities, but if you're lucky, you won't see that side.

Haridha is a girl who loves music and animals. She's a lively soul who burns a whole pan at work. She sends you her art when it's done. She has gorgeous hair and an even prettier smile. She has combine study sessions with you from 7,977 km away. She will watch the movies you recommend and share pfps with you all year.

If you don't want someone like her then idk what to say about you cuz she's simply perfect.
Person A: Oh have you heard? Nilo really really loves Haridha

Person B: She's so lucky she likes her back. It's not easy to find a Haridha in this world.
Haridha by nilucifar July 13, 2020