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Haribou

1) An eccentric girl with a carefree attitude, soft skin, attractive figure and friendly personality.
2) A lesbian who has concealed her sexual orientation from her boyfriend.
3) The ball of lint collected between one's butt cheeks during a day of intense walking.
1) I dumped that golddigger for a delightful Haribou.
2) That poor boy will be disappointed when she tells him she's a raging Haribou.
3) I collected Haribous into a jar. I later sold it on ebay for $327.50.
by galacticbountyhunter894 January 17, 2009
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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
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Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.
Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.
by sammm-! April 15, 2009
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Haribo Roulette

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul
Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.
by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015
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Haribol!

Literally "Shout Hari!", it is not unlike the phrase "Praise the Lord" and is used in the same way, since Hari is one of the names of Krsna.
by Snakespeare October 21, 2007
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haribosexual

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.
These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual
by Lababababs June 27, 2023
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Haribo

You should have seen all the haribo they had available last night. The blue ones kept me 'up' all night
by PC Haribo October 15, 2013
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