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the act of melting a bag of gummy bears into a block, then wrapping it around your manhood and punishing them little gummy treats. resulting in you blowing your load, hariblow!
when jared got home with his freshly melted pack of gummy bears he decided to give them a massage with his purple headed meat monster.

Jared: "oh man... I punished those poor little bears until i had the BEST hariblow ever, it felt SOOOOO weird, ima do it again."
hariblow by BigBearLover April 7, 2011
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The action your gastrointestinal tract takes after eating more than the recommended 15 pieces of Sugarless Haribo brand gummie bears.
Ah, man, all I ate was a handful of gummie bears and an hour later I had a serious case of the Hariblows.
Hariblow by JossKittens January 21, 2014
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Hariblo Job 

A form of a blow job where gummi bears are strategically sprinkled near a man's genitals and his partner eats them while giving him head.
I'm craving some gummi bears and your penis, take off your pants so I can give you a hariblo job.
Hariblo Job by Van der Kak April 20, 2011

Hardblower 

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.
I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.
Hardblower by Hard at work September 17, 2021

Haliblowsis 

The act of giving head with bad breath.
Chad: « How was the head duder? »

Zach: « Not good man. Medical prognosis; Haliblowsis »
Haliblowsis by Dr. Incognito February 12, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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