1: A person who wears Ed Hardy clothing and doesn't see the problem with it. This is usually accompanied by a spiked hair and a terrible fake tan.
2: Has also been known as Douchebag
"Look at all the hardiots in this place, if I see one more Christian Audigier shirt I'm killing somebody"
Is a guy who is tall,thin and smart. He hates to use his brain. Loves Alcohol. Loves women. Casanova. Tries not to smoke or dope. Is an obsessive stalker. Hates the girl he loves.
Shows repentance in extreme. Cares about people around. Whistles REAL WELL. Tries to be funny,sometimes is successful. Doesn't know who he actually loves. Is a cool.
Will do well in life,provided he uses his big brain. Has good curly hair,is photogenic. Girls LOVE him. He tries to be emo. Doesn't suit him.
Suk:Oh! that's a hardit.Isn't he the best a woman can get?
JPV:Hey! Look I'm here,i am better than any Hardit
suk*ignores*:Oooooh! Hardit be mine....
R:So you're saying you are a chootiya because you dated a hardit who took a slap without saying a word.
J(stares blankly)
R:What the fuck does that make me then?!
J:I don't know.
R:eh. So i hope what i told you won't effect you and him.
J(stares blankly)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.