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Hardcore Vegan 

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.
Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No
Hardcore Vegan by Tom February 17, 2005
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Hardcore Vegan 

Just like hating celebrities has turned into a fad with punk'd, saying you care about the environment has now become a good way of getting laid.
Hardcore vegans are people who not only have no idea what they're talking about, but also want to push down others, even like-minded, insisting they're "more vegan" than them. You know, "my dad could beat your dad", virtual penis size, just in another way.
I think a hardcore vegan will use natural neurotoxins to poison CEOs that do animal testing and slaughtering for profit.
How many people would be vegan if the term "vegan" did not exist? Sometimes we're more concerned with a category than the values represented by the category.
How many of our dwellings are made of wood? Are you 100% sure the tree used to manufacture your little hut wasn't another creatures home before you made it part of yours?
How many wear clothes that are cotton or hemp? Snakes / lizards / bunny rabbits live in cotton and hemp fields.
At what level do you define your vegan threshold? There are plenty of micro-organisms in the water you drink.
Who are you to say one species is more important than another? Are you falling prey to the same logic animal slaughterers and profiteers misuse?
We have a good life when we have the luxury of picking and choosing what we consume for food. Make sure you're obsessing over the right things.
Hardcore Vegan by EternityInterface September 25, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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