Happy-on 

A mild boner, gained not from physical stimulation but often from receiving nudes or a sudden sexual thought. It is comparable to a no-reason-boner or post morning wood.

When she sent me nudes a got a bit of a happy-on.

Happy-on by Rick Tliter February 8, 2020

Happy On Tuesday 

Code for describing someone as Hot!

Man: Damn! She's happy on Tuesday!!!

Happy On Tuesday by Brian Ried April 24, 2008

Not happy on you. 

This sentence is derived from the Swedish to English saying, "I'm angry with you." Except, the person who uses this is generally idiotic and/or foreign.

You killed the biggest, now more biggers are coming! Someone is not happy on you...

Not happy on you. by FunkMound November 14, 2004

happy hard-on

viagra and prozac mixed together.

"I mixed some viagra with my girlfriend's prozac the other night ... what a happy hard-on!"

happy hard-on by The Schmooze August 19, 2004

happy harry hard on 

When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.

Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.

happy harry hard on by Elvis Cotner March 19, 2014

on-screen happy happy happy 

What kids in North America are conditioned to respond, whatever is on the the screen of ANY device, appliance or theater:

Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!

tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... Head tilts back.
vancouver.

I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!

Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!

on-screen happy happy happy!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

on-screen happy happy happy by mrdabbleswithpotion December 23, 2021

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick 

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick by cat518 January 25, 2025