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What kids in North America are conditioned to respond, whatever is on the the screen of ANY device, appliance or theater:

Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!

tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... Head tilts back.
vancouver.

I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!

Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!
on-screen happy happy happy!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 23, 2021
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(noun)
- in general, the mentally laziest generation of recent history.

Even more abridged (for the gen z):

(noun)
- our budding young idiots.
If you thought MTV of the 90s were ruining Generation Y & millenials (also de-capped; my generation), then you should see what misguided liberal social media & ego-cradling is doing to no ingoing-filters gen z.

(Yes, we had cable MTV back in the 90s where I was from).
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(noun)
- in general, the mentally laziest generation of recent history.

Abridged (for the gen z):

(noun)
- budding young idiots of today.
If you thought MTV of the 90s were ruining Generation Y & millenials (also de-capped; my generation), then you should see what misguided liberal social media & ego-cradling is doing to no ingoing-filters gen z.

(Yes, we had cable MTV back in the 90s where I was from).
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Abridged:

(noun)
- in general, the mentally laziest generation of recent history.

EVEN MORE abridged (for the gen z):

(noun)
- our budding young idiots.
If you thought MTV of the 90s were ruining Generation Y & millenials (also de-capped; my generation), then you should see what misguided liberal social media & ego-cradling is doing to no ingoing-filters gen z.

(Yes, we had cable MTV back in the 90s where I was from).
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Someone whose family has changed their surname so they can claim to be of wealthy & certain ethnic background when they are not, as in she is actually british. The original surname the one given above.

Almost prewrites her remarks & advice, which she regurgitates almost reflexively in appointments & meetings, time & time again.

Likes to macerate the self-esteem of her cases, who she asks a certain campbell, "Is he cute!!?". campbell only being too happy to hand them over to her as a gleeful offering. When the case is transferred to another team, cannot help but to follow the new team & incessantly insist of her emasculating opinion of the case, making sure the kid remains emasculated, as if sons she never got to neuter herself. The sons-to-be ought to be glad no to be born of her.

To add insult to injury, is the one to cover up her many mistakes in the office; deflects faults to other people; projects that I am the one to prewrite every single word that I utter (bitter I have comparable mastery of her language, herself proud of it by vancouver standards, the hapless immigrant that I am); given an ambiguous elevated position in the center for her "interesting" b.s. opinions -- of little to no psychiatric basis, posturing for it nonetheless; & then, tells everybody & to herself she is this "compassionate" (her own wording) person in her never-ending attempt at subtle self-compliments of an actual very average life.

"A piece of work", someone once close puts her lightly.
Ex 1:

How could I not know you're not brutish (british)?
You're a sherry gerry.

Ex 2:

Don't ask san franciscans (de-capped) to come to a place to advice how to build a metropolitan, they got things all screwed-up. They'll say have a Hastings Street to have a place for drug users, just because & next thing you know, the social workers are all sherry gerrys!
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The idiot component of north america (de-capped) — always been there. The people of the type to think they should rule & are above you, in their compulsion to shame & denigrate you, to the last of your self-respect. The quickest way achieving that feeling? The primal instinct of humans to think, "I'm smarter. I'm better. Follow me! Yeaahhh!!!".

Hence, the types to respond, "you're stupid!" to the suggestion something is stupid, in their weird mental gymnastics (look it up) to NEVER PROCESS ANY argument & go over & around it (I suppose we all do it) IN THE MOST ABSURD MANUEVERS. You see them playing the back & forth "you're stupid!" ping-pong in protests.

Only in their WEIRDER compulsion of saying over (like denisovan-types), by saying over things, you EVENTUALLY make it true. They say history is written by the winners? It works the opposite with them. By saying over history, you EVENTUALLY win. Before, it's only worked in their gullible population, in situ.

Everything in their heads is SO polarized. The types too wide-eyed look at you, lost in YOUR COLOR & have already stopped comprehending the human words you are uttering. Time to recognize them as british-types.

So weird.

Now they've pulled north america (actually, forget cana-duh, it'll always be like that, despite what it keeps telling itself) further in into their thinking with incessant messaging, propaganda & b.s. content.

north americans are gullible now.
Guy 1: You still want to immigrate to the US?
Guy 2: I have SERIOUS doubts, mate. It's briteeeeeeesh north america now. Actually forget cana-duh. These british-types, they ARE NOT AT ALL SMART OR INTELLIGENT. Not that that's the issue... Hard to say really, if they do it for global American backing or, knowing them, again, to feed their instant gratification ego. They are so odd, mate... At best, they have ways to fool themselves of the APPEARANCE & perception of being other than their dumb selves. Now, the new generation of north americans are just like them.

Another example:

Dude 1: You gonna screw that Melissa tonight?
Dude 2: She's dirty now, man, but you know she's always up for it!!!...
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Aside several places as exception (which the rest of cana-duh-ans will shame), land of shaming, lying, corrupt hypocrites — unbridled briitteeesh culture. As such, have no natural sense of things & always just goes what's popularly taught in institutions. "Liberal paradise", you say? Even fake california has got it more together. Left, right, they cannot do right. Do not even begin to expect to.

Typically brrreetish, can only do well when they are using & exploiting people. You won't see a place that internationally & outwardly advertises diversity, in their "cultural mosaic" but HATE differences. Forget about being anybody in cana-duh. Forget it.

The only way to actually go up is to be as bad as they are... And, even then, still keep fending them off.

Practically sends invitation cards to countries full of people as terrible as they are in droves — the indians, chinese & fellow breeetish-types. So, they can pile up in this glorified heap, set up to take other oblivious immigrant's entry money & keep them down. Then globally broadcast canadian-brand diversity & values.

Cut off the American freeloading of economic trade, law enforcement (police departments & fbi) & intelligence agency (nsa, dhs & cia) aid for a year & this sorry-off-an-excuse "country" is lucky to still be Second World. I suppose keeping up appearances can only go so far. Sorry, what was the border for again & crossing it just to shame your only benefactor? Who's stupid again?
canuck 1: Eh! My hand is stuck in a vase, eh! Wat doo ay doo?
canuck 2: cana-duh... Slack jawed, vacant look, pauses I duuunno either!.. Ehehehehe!!!
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