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Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.
by KevinCake October 6, 2012
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