Happy Pants

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Cool comfortable and unique collection of pants. Usually the texture and colors are bright and very attractive to the eye.

David is wearing his happy pants!

Happy Pants by happydave May 11, 2011

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happy pants

When a man has an erection in his pants and it is fairly noticable

Billy woke up with happy pants!

happy pants by Celli3 May 5, 2006

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happy pants

when ones pants are stretched out due to penis elongation

When eric middleman sees a young child covered in spoiled milk

happy pants by Boys October 17, 2003

Mr. Happy Pants

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

Mr. Happy Pants by CrystalB85 March 20, 2007

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happy in the pants

intensely excited about something such that one's excitement rivals that of sexual pleasure

The release of Madden 2006 made Bob, an avid football gamer, happy in the pants.

happy in the pants by Nate910 May 1, 2006

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You make me happy in my pants

A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.

Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?

You make me happy in my pants by PolDak July 12, 2006

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happy in the pants

1)being happy in the crotch area
2)having an erection causeing your pants to bulge

that chick makes me happy in the pants!

happy in the pants by dre dre August 21, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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