Happy Cow

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The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

Happy Cow by The Cow That Went Poof September 1, 2013

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Kirczow and Happy Cow

Rhythm without reason gone horribly wrong. A Sigma Pi date party idea that ended up with one very lonely brother. A night that will live in infamy and further cemented young Kirczow's reputation as 'The Pork.'

"What's the worst date party idea you've ever heard of? "
'Definitely Kirczow and Happy Cow'

Kirczow and Happy Cow by GGucci Phil July 9, 2017

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Related Words

Happy Cow • Kirczow and Happy Cow • Happy little cow • Cowboy happy star • happycowe • happy • happy meal • happy trail • happy slap • happy birthday

Happy little cow

When a woman wants to be tied up like a cow and used for breeding only.

Jess is one “happy little cow”

Happy little cow by mEMe_Ma5ter65 April 2, 2019

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Cowboy Happy Star

Happy star from Happy star's guide to object shows wearing a cowboy hat.

Happy star: I have a cowboy hat! Yeehaw! I'm cowboy happy star!

Cowboy Happy Star by Dandelogan October 4, 2022

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Cowboy happy star

Sexual move in which the woman is riding the man and as he is about orgasm he bucks her off and hurriedly draws a cum star on the her stomach. Cowboy hat optional.

The sex was so good Josh performed Cowboy happy star and made a masterpiece on Sylvette’s stomach.

Cowboy happy star by nayr onibmag October 17, 2019

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happycowe

Simply=Flawless

Happycowe Is the one execption to world he is beyond your comprehensition. He Is Flawless
There is only one HappyCowe and he Is confirmed to be on League server EuW. He is the true, the one, the Happycowe.

When people beg to god they beg to HappyCowe.

Also big peen.

Person 1: "OMFG ! This game is so hard"
Person 2: "No it's just Happycowe"
Person 1s girlfriend: "*moan* Yes I want him in my ...."
Person 1: *Ragequits life*

happycowe by xXJozzaNXx April 9, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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