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Happy Ass

Old school slang, usually used to make fun of someone who is too excited or hyper in relation to the topic at hand,to the point where it’s annoying.
“Calm your happy ass down,it’s not that serious!”
by StarStepper September 22, 2020
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happy ass

Self description or a description of another person
Hey! It's 5:00 on Friday - my happy ass is outta here!

Hey! Get your happy ass back to work.
by Kathy Day April 30, 2008
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Happy Ass

An adjective to describe leaving angrily or sarcastically; getting out by strutting out; showing off your "excited to leave" posterior while you make your exit.
Me and my happy ass are out, y'all.
by Bada$$bitchesatabar April 22, 2017
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Ass happy

by Anonymous August 3, 2003
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clap happy pussy ass trick

a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way
Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.
by aromabinger February 9, 2024
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Happy fuck day ass mouth

On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.

Stifler: Thats pretty cool.
by cheeda777 October 1, 2004
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Happy Asshole

1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".

2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".

3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.

Example B:

Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"

Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"

Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)

Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
by Cradar131 August 5, 2012
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