hipptard

used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.

see also, hipposer

see definition ('hipptard', above)

hipptard by razed November 2, 2007

hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

hiptarded by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

Hiptard

Person that is too hip to be able to do operate correctly as a standard hipster. This person, while not necessarily mentally handicapped, displays cognitions of being hip just for the sake of being hip.

Look at that dude over there on his MacBook Pro. He is obviously too much of a 'hiptard' to be able to troubleshoot standard hardware.

Hiptard by Bangarang Rufio October 7, 2010

hipstard 

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation

holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?

hipstard by thupercereal September 9, 2010

Hiptard

"One who is a hiptard" from HIP-ster and re-TARD :: A disparaging variant of hipster; a retarded hipster.

noun, Recently-settled urban middle class adults and older teenagers with interests in non-mainstream fashion and culture, particularly alternative music, indie rock, independent film, magazines such as Vice and Clash, and websites like Pitchfork Media. In some contexts, hiptards are also referred to as scenesters.

The largest concentration of hiptards has been found in the San Francisco bay area where they are found riding fixies and drinking PBR at bars with oversized messenger bags, if the hiptard is wearing pants only one cuff can be seen rolled up; and a keychain or any sort of large key holder is visibly attached to a belt hoop.

converse of object age: "Everyone needs to show ID to buy beer at a gig, even an aging Hiptard like myself." modifies a noun :: jeans: "I really can't get to grips with these hiptard jeans."

SAMPLE HIPTARD CONVERSATION:

Hiptard # 1: "Hey dude let's ride our fixies down Valencia Street to the bar."

Hiptard # 2: "Meet me outside we'll lock both our bikes with my U-lock." *gets PBR out of messenger bag and hands one to his friend*

Hiptard #1: "Word, bro." *uses own keychain bottle opener attached to his jeans to open it"

Hiptard by Shallowgrave December 8, 2010

Hiptard

An alternate name for a hipster.

The neighborhood I grew up in is now full of unemployed but rich hiptards who are giving me attitude at work.

Hiptard by Kiwistep August 14, 2009

hiptard

hip + retard a person who is mentaly retarded that displays hipness. You might have pity for a retard, but you would party with a hiptard cause they rock.

Keith has Downs Syndrome but really likes to rock out to Motorhead and pound back brew. Don't call him a retard, refer to Keith as a ''hiptard''.

hiptard by Dj Marz April 22, 2008