used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).