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Haozhi
Haozhi very Sexy Very fugly and is a bitch at everything has sex with Kevin Johnson it is confirmed
if you see a Haozhi with the last name as a You
YOU MUST SEE HIS BABYS THEY ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Haozhi = Eats ass and watch anime
if you see a Haozhi with the last name as a You
YOU MUST SEE HIS BABYS THEY ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Haozhi = Eats ass and watch anime
Haozhi by MarioIsaGenius3784 February 24, 2022
Haozhi
Haozhi by Cookie Monstere November 30, 2021
haozhou
An asian guy, very tall (usually over 1.5ft), and shadows over you at first glance. He might have a super cute cat called Milo. Although Milo might tempt you to visit his house more often, be aware of scary black birds that attack you near his house. The moment you look through his closet, you also question why he only has red, white and black colored clothing. Haozhou is the type of person you'd look up to. He's amazing at academics, and somehow manages to not procrastinate. If you need help with physics and math, this is the guy. Even though he does well in school, he's also athletic and good at sports. Volleyball, badminton and frisbee! On top of that, he can guitar super well, but he refuses to sing while playing guitar. This is also why - girls like him :D (Like moi!) He's super cute when he blushes hehheheh He's also ticklish on his sides -
Haozhe
Synonym for scrub. First used in 15th century China by an aristocrat whose servant was so incompetent he decided to use it as a derogatory term.
John's teammates were so put off by his lack of skill that they collectively changed his name to Haozhe in their phones.
Haozhe by the-black-brahmin April 20, 2018
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