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haochi

another term for an asian hoochie.
Poodles is such a haochi.
by Gregg October 26, 2004
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hoochiedink

A catchall phrase used in the presense of easily offended persons to describe someone without using an expletive, or a word to describe someone whose name you don't want to mention. Usually used to describe persons of color.
Priest: Bless you my son.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.

JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.
by Mark Louis webb August 13, 2010
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Hatching

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water
We are Hatching this shawty
by Garfy13 February 5, 2021
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Hatchin' Eggs

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016
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Hachiman

A pessimistic, cynical, prideful, loner. Their humor is mostly self deprecating and sarcastic; it is often seen as creepy and makes others uncomfortable. They are also very result oriented and will do pretty much anything for the desired result, even if it causes harm or pain to themself or their image.
You're kind of a hachiman...
by Bhume September 22, 2019
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Hoochie Coochie

A really old term, going back to 1890, about a sexualized dance performed by carnival side-shows.

A hoochie coocher was a hoocie coochie dancer. She is also called a shimmy dancer. A hoochoe coochie man either runs a show or is a drag queen performer.
The phrase has made famous by various blues, jazz and rock performers. These include Elvis Presley's "Saved", Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher", Muddy Waters' "Hoochie Coochie Man".

Believe it or note, there's a 1929 Mickie Mouse cartoon called "the Karnival Kid" where Mickey, a carnival worker, is attracted to Minnie, a hoochie coochie dancer.

Hoochie can be spelled hootchy, hootchey, hootchie, hoochy or hoochey.

Coochie can be spelled kootchy, kootchey, kootchie, koochy, koochey, cootchy, cootchey, cootchie, coochy, coochey.
"Let me tell you about Minnie the moocher, she was a red hot hoochie coocher." "He's gonna make pretty women's
Jump and shout

Then the world gonna know
What this all about

Don't you know I'm here

Everybody knows I'm here

Well, you know I'm the hoochie coochie man "
by Kingdragonfly October 27, 2017
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Hautian Hoochie

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
by Hero523 August 4, 2007
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