Hanzaness
Hanzaness by EclipseAdminTay August 2, 2021
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Hangness
1. Of slowism during the day; hyperism at night time;
2. Medicine. A infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a LOL-aholic, act hyper…etc. (There are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by Hangness.) ---- i.e. Bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to Blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of Will Smith naked or artist Mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. Possible remedy is "pilut"
Scientific Description: This epidemic was discovered not to long ago by Hang Tran, a Proctologist at the Butt Institution of University of Santa Barbara. Hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. Dr. Nivek, her junior to-be-Proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
2. Medicine. A infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a LOL-aholic, act hyper…etc. (There are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by Hangness.) ---- i.e. Bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to Blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of Will Smith naked or artist Mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. Possible remedy is "pilut"
Scientific Description: This epidemic was discovered not to long ago by Hang Tran, a Proctologist at the Butt Institution of University of Santa Barbara. Hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. Dr. Nivek, her junior to-be-Proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
hammaness
Girl: (hooking up in the club, then going into the bathroom with the guy)
Random Guy: Ayo you saw that girl. She's taking hammaness to a whole notha level
Guy 2: What? where? I want some of that real quick
Random Guy: Ayo you saw that girl. She's taking hammaness to a whole notha level
Guy 2: What? where? I want some of that real quick
hammaness by Br00klynb0y October 15, 2010
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