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1. Of slowism during the day; hyperism at night time;
2. Medicine. A infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a LOL-aholic, act hyper…etc. (There are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by Hangness.) ---- i.e. Bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to Blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of Will Smith naked or artist Mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. Possible remedy is "pilut"


Scientific Description: This epidemic was discovered not to long ago by Hang Tran, a Proctologist at the Butt Institution of University of Santa Barbara. Hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. Dr. Nivek, her junior to-be-Proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
OMG that girl has Hangness!!

BOOO!!!” said the person with Hangness
Hangness by The Nivek March 28, 2005
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Handiness 

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
Handiness by shitdood December 28, 2007

hammaness 

When girls act extremely slutty and don't know what it means to be classy.
Girl: (hooking up in the club, then going into the bathroom with the guy)

Random Guy: Ayo you saw that girl. She's taking hammaness to a whole notha level

Guy 2: What? where? I want some of that real quick
hammaness by Br00klynb0y October 15, 2010
I hannessed the math test
hanness by w dwDFSDDW November 1, 2023
Touching another person’s body excessively.
I’m sorry for my handyness last night!
Handyness by The Original Nasty One February 18, 2026
Touching another person’s body excessively.
I’m sorry for my handyness last night!
Handyness by The Original Nasty One February 18, 2026