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1. Of slowism during the day; hyperism at night time;
2. Medicine. A infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a LOL-aholic, act hyper…etc. (There are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by Hangness.) ---- i.e. Bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to Blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of Will Smith naked or artist Mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. Possible remedy is "pilut"


Scientific Description: This epidemic was discovered not to long ago by Hang Tran, a Proctologist at the Butt Institution of University of Santa Barbara. Hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. Dr. Nivek, her junior to-be-Proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
OMG that girl has Hangness!!

“BOOO!!!” said the person with Hangness
Hangness by The Nivek March 28, 2005
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hangless 

It's a person you were good friends with, dated or were married to, that you would no longer tolerate or be able to share time with
My x husband is "hangless."
hangless by emilejfagerstromiv December 16, 2018

hangnesia 

When your mindfuck of a hangover subsides and you decide to go out again like nothing happened.
roommate: "How are you going out tn? You were openly weeping about yr hangover 2 hours ago."
you: "Indian food and hangnesia, that was then."
hangnesia by mittchomsky April 18, 2017

hangessgothgf 

cutest and funniest person ever,, can make you laugh effortlessly
“hangessgothgf is the loml”
hangessgothgf by llawli3tsslut April 29, 2021

hangesslvt69 

the best person in the entire world, all of their mutuals are blessed.
wow !!! i heard hangesslvt69 has 4 mansions !!!
hangesslvt69 by mawshumie August 5, 2021

hangesslvt69 

literally HOT. post so much on their damn story tho😒😒anyone with this username has a piss kink.
i follow hangesslvt69 on tiktok too!
hangesslvt69 by ohayoporrco August 6, 2021

hangesslvt69 

hey have you ever heard of my funny mutual hangesslvt69!!?!?!?!?!
hangesslvt69 by denise_ August 6, 2021
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