hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.

Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!

hanseled by sweetfingers May 4, 2010

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Hanseled

The act of cunnilingus

MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."

Hanseled by general koala August 10, 2013

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hanseled • Hansened • Chris Hansened

Chris Hansened

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.

My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.

Chris Hansened by Renato P April 4, 2008

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Hansened

When somebody has been/is being hansened, that means that they have died and people who were never close to them when they were alive lie about being close to them when they were alive. Most of the time, the reason for people hansening is to gain popularity or becoming close to the said dead person's family or friends.

Person 1: Yo, dude, did you hear about that guy who got hansened?
Person 2: You mean Connor Murphy?
Person 1: Yeah dude, I heard that he got hansened pretty badly!

Hansened by TheTiniestSlushie November 15, 2017

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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