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The Hebrew name of Methuselah's father. Hanoch, which means "source of enlightenment", "learning", "wisdom", "dedicated", "devoted", "initiating" and "sexier than a human ever ought to be." It is a variant of Enoch, Chanoch, etc. The grandson of Abraham.
Holy mackerel, Andy, there goes Hanoch, the wisest and sexiest dude in human history! Whoopty-wah! Ain't he the man!
Hanoch by Carlos P. Murnglide October 20, 2008
Related Words

hannocks 

large, rotund, and/or supple breasts. Alternate pronunciation: "hannies".
"Hannnnnnnnnnnnnnocks!" -Fab Five
hannocks by Thunder January 24, 2005

Hannouched 

Waking up to a sleeping mans hand down your pants. Smashing into something in a video game.
Yo get hannouched. I hope you get hannouched.
Hannouched by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020
A “Gigantic-Chad” who is good at everything and has cool hair
Hanoch is such a Hanoch.
Hanoch by Hconah November 21, 2021
Hanoch is a little L bozo who likes good ole bivouacs. He also likes planes and Doctor Who. He is madly in love with matty miles and backstreet boys. He has physic powers because he is twin. He is also antisocial when doing his thing.
Omg is that Hanoch on a Bivouac!!