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The first thing you should make in case of emergency
"There are zombies outside! What will we do?"
"Build a bivouac."

"Hey, there's a fire! I wonder if there's anything we can do to help?"
"Let's make a bivouac."

Shit, bank robbers. What do we do?
"Bivouac."
bivouac by Orion Fowl March 27, 2012
Related Words
to hit someone in the face with your penis (only males and transexuals are able to perform this feat)
She was going down on me and was starting to give me blue-balls, so I bivouac'ed her.
bivouac by afern2007 November 24, 2006
Something that is UNBELIEVABLE whack (ouac). You can have things that are lame, whack...but when its indescribably bad, it's Bivouac.
Yo, I went to see that new movie Open Water, that shit was Bivouac!
bivouac by Retroafro July 8, 2005
something that's whak....something that's bad
girls are so bivouac!
bivouac by Anonymous April 18, 2003
A form of military camping as to where any straight male on said activity will turn gay only for the extent of the camp. If the Bivouac is held on a Friday, “frat friday” will take place that night where males and females intertwine in sexual behaviour.
Mmmm i sure like these stupid ration packs that ive dipped my ballsack into on this bivouac

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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