“The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The
Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of
being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in
intermittent bursts.