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Hannah's carpet 

Hannah's carpet is the most amazing carpet that has ever existed. When you go over to her house, you just end up lying on her carpet instead of sitting on her amazingly comfortable and fancy couches.
It is soft and plush and fluffy and Hannah herself doesn't realise just what is so attractive about Hannah's carpet.
"Hey guys, take a seat on the couch" -Hannah
"I would rather lie on your carpet. I mean, it's not that often that you get a chance to lie down on Hannah's carpet" - friend
Hannah's carpet by Asxz December 27, 2011
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Hannah S. P. 

Stupid furry that won't bathe.
WOAH! Did Hannah S. P. get out?!

LOCK THE FURRY PRISONER UP!
Hannah S. P. by Hannah S. P. October 16, 2019

Hannah's Banjo 

Hannah's Banjo - When performing cunnilingus, you must strum the clit like picking a banjo, all the while licking the vagina humming the song "Dueling Banjos".
"I've never squirted this hard, until he started playing Hannah's Banjo!"

hannah's brother

how is it to have a popular sister, hannah's brother?
hannah's brother by hoyeonissexy October 21, 2021

Hannah's Needlebox 

The act of inserting a cactus firmly within an vagina and twisting it violently back and forth. The end result is the removal of all needles from the cactus. Before allowing penetration from a penis.
My husband yelled in great please after we did Hannah's needlebox last night.

That's so Hannah 

1. Used to describe something ultra cool and trendy like Hannah Montana or
2. to describe something Hannah Montana would do/say/wear.
Oh my god, I love your new dye job. That's so Hannah.
This sparkly scarf is sooo Hannah.
That's so Hannah by Katieee :] December 30, 2007

Hannah sherlie day 

To come together and celebrate our favorite narcissistic period🤪👐🏽
Oh you didn’t know? Its “Hannah sherlie day” keep up🙄🤞🏽