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Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky 

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.
"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

Hummingbird feeder 

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

Give a hummingbird a heart attack 

Used to refer to the effect of an extremely large amount of stimulants generally taken during night-before-test study sessions, or when writing a 30+ page thesis due in several hours.
Guy: "Yes, I stayed up all night and had enough Red Bull to give a hummingbird a heart attack, but I finished my thesis two minutes before I had to present it"

The dirty hummingbird

A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.
Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.
The dirty hummingbird by Montani August 19, 2011

Hummingbird 

(noun) -huhm-ing-burd

A very small nectar-sipping New World bird of the family Trochilidae, characterized by the brilliant, iridescent plumage of the male, a slender bill, and narrow wings, the extremely rapid beating of which produces a humming sound: noted for their ability to hover and to fly upward, downward, and backward in a horizontal position.

(noun) -huhm-ing-burd

A name given to a woman who represents grace and beauty. In likeness to the hummingbird, the world becomes more picturesque and aesthetic when she is in sight. Her existence surpasses poetry and cannot be constrained to just words alone, just as a hummingbird's wings cannot be captured with sight alone. Life's most precious things cannot be fully comprehended by the senses but only felt in the heart. A hummingbird (human female) will often bear the tattooed figure of a hummingbird (small nectar-sipping bird) on her ribcage. It is very rare that you should find such a woman, but if done; make her your best friend.
There are no words to describe the friendship of a hummingbird, you only feel gratitude and thankfulness.
Hummingbird by Dowdy Cardinal September 19, 2013

Hummingbird-Heartbeat 

the feeling of the vagina pulsating after an orgasm.
"You give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat, the taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat." -Katy Perry