Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Handy Dancer

A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing

College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.

by TheGreatestEver1 December 29, 2011

Handy Dandy Notebook

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

What we need, is our HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!

by Hayyshull May 21, 2007

Handy Dandy Man

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

by "The God King" June 7, 2018

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

The Handy dangle

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.

Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.

I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.

Girl, that’s the handy dangle!

by MIndura January 3, 2019