handle cat 

a cat with a handle on its back

oh man, check out that handle cat!
HANDLE CAT DERRDERR!

handle cat by ftp420420 August 15, 2008

Cat Handle 

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

Cat Handle by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle 

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

handlecapped 

An over-the-top hipster that likes to ride bikes without handle bars; someone who acts matter-of-fact, but looks absurd.

Do these jorts, long socks, and vintage sweater make me look handlecapped?

handlecapped by fried rice. November 11, 2010

handlecot

Noun; A bully who likes to belittle people so he seems cooler. Verb; bullying someone to make them look smaller

Noun "That girl is such a handlecot."
Verb "Stop handlecoting people."

handlecot by Bobolicious December 22, 2014