handle cat

a cat with a handle on its back

oh man, check out that handle cat!
HANDLE CAT DERRDERR!

by ftp420420 August 15, 2008

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Cat Handle

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

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When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

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