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handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.
The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.
handlelocked by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

Nelson Handela 

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
Nelson Handela by Toeser13 April 15, 2014

hannelore 

A very attractive yet witty woman who's style is beyond compare. She is the kind of girl you want to marry. Confident yet humble, sassy yet sophisticated. Epitome of perfection.
Dude did you see Hannelore yesterday? She's so perfect.
hannelore by Stunna August 15, 2015

handlobraes 

a mix of "handles" and "cobra" originated from a forum user typing "my car handles better than a cobra" and instead skipping over and getting "my car handlobraes better than a c"
HA HA I'm Handlobreaseing!!!!!1
handlobraes by susan July 6, 2003
ki re bara handel marchilis na ki?
handel by nick10000 November 1, 2021

HandLoad 

A handload is the act of cumming in your hand and smacking somebody in the face with it.
Haha got ya bro you just got handloaded.
HandLoad by The dicinary March 21, 2019