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When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens

WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB

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hand-job

it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.

yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.

hand-job by Julian,,,Poli May 25, 2008

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Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

Hand-Job by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

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HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day

Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.

HAND-JOB by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021

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hand job

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)

She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.

hand job by John R. January 2, 2004

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Hand job

When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!

Timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that Mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a blow job...he was so hard...

Hand job by Ha November 16, 2003

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hand job

Hand-to-genitals sex act. Similar to blow-job.

AKA: HJ or handy

Joe: Yeah, Sandy gives great Hand Jobs
Tom: She sure does, her hand are so soft it makes me feel good in side

hand job by TH3V0L March 24, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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